"Santa" (サンタ) is the name given to a homeless man who was mistaken for Santa Claus by Bunny the Undertaker and her friends due to his physical appearance and ownership of a large sack.
Appearance[]
Santa is a skinny man with pale skin, a reddish nose, and short but thick white hair with a beard. He wears a dark brimmed cap with a five-pointed star symbol, a dark-colored T-shirt, light-colored, torn-up pants, and
Gore Gore Girl history[]
Volume 8[]
In Roanapur, the elderly homeless man stole twenty kilograms of cocaine from some gangsters and attempted to flee town. As he ran away, news quickly spread among the city's criminals about the theft. On December 24, he carried the cocaine in a large bag and complained about the heat further wearing him down. Passing by the gates of the Roanapur Public Cemetery, the old man decided to begrudgingly pass through as a shortcut to save time. As he climbed over the fence, he saw Bunny the Undertaker, The Undertaker No. 2, and Jacqueline staring at him. Startled, he lost his balance and fell on his head, knocking himself unconscious. Because of the man's beard, his red nose and his large bag, they wondered if he was Santa Claus, with Jessica coming by and claiming that he indeed was because of the date. When the man woke up, the four of them welcomed "Santa" joyfully. Seeing the cemetery adorned with Christmas decorations, Santa asked if he was in hell. He realized that his hands were tied behind his back and panics, asking the people what they were going to do with him. Jessica reminded him that it was Christmas Eve and informed him that they were holding a party, admitting that she did not think "Santa" would be their guest.
The man was completely confused, causing Jessica to point out that he had a large beard and large sack of presents. Frantically denying he was Santa, the old man pleaded with them to release him since he was in a hurry. Bunny and Jacqueline sulked at his response, but Jessica consoled Jacqueline by claiming that Santa's work was a secret. The man once again denied being Santa, instead confessing that he was a homeless man and his bag did not contain presents. At that point, Choptop and Sawyer the Cleaner, and the former became ecstatic upon seeing the man, asking Jessica where they caught Santa. She answered that he is a wild Santa Claus, remarking that she thought it was the end of the world when she heard Christmas was to be hosted in a cemetery. As No. 2 handed out the drinks to the attendees, the old man wondered how he ended up in his situation, thinking to himself that he should have shaved his beard.
Soon, the six party attendees continued setting up the party and celebrating the night. Walking up to the old man, Jessica asked if he would like a drink, promising to untie his hands so that he could hold the glass. Gulping down the eggnog, Santa mentioned to himself that he probably would have been better off not stealing the cocaine. The old man observed the others as they mingled and noticed that all of them were firm believers in Santa Claus. Nonetheless, both Bunny and Jacqueline discussed how people like themselves could not get presents. Wanting to escape, the old man spoke up and loudly retorted that Santa did not discriminate and served all children, including the bad ones. Embracing the Santa persona, he clarified that he was the Santa who specialized in giving gifts to bad children.
He grabbed his bag and claimed that he needed to leave, reasoning that he had more work to do. Accepting his excuse, Bunny agreed to it while Jessica was saddened to see him go. When Bunny realized that they did not receive their presents, Santa assured her that he would give them out later in the form of a miracle. Close to midnight, the man began running away when he suddenly tripped while crossing a bridge. As a result, he accidentally let go of the bag of cocaine, which fell over the bridge. Unknown to him, the cocaine had a bomb set to detonate at midnight in case of theft, and the bomb went off several seconds later. The Santa lookalike saw the explosion remnants and was shocked that he was still alive, attributing it to the fact that he tripped and accidentally dropped his luggage below the highway. At the same time, the explosion caused the cocaine to disperse throughout the sky and fall back down, making Sawyer and her friends think it was snow as a miracle from Santa.[1]
References[]
- ↑ Gore Gore Girl Chapter 51: Nightmare Before Christmas